Do pick up lines actually work? They do if you know how to say them.
And let’s face it, there may come a time when you’re standing at the bar, and you see that stunner across the room, and your mind just goes completely blank, wondering what to say.
If you’ve been following me for a while, then you know what you say really isn’t that important but you have to say something. So why not say something to get a laugh?
So here are my Top 10 outrageous pickup lines that actually work.
Now let’s get to the pick-up lines that work. Some are funny, and some are cheesy, but they work.
1. “I have this rule that I have to say hi to the hottest girl in the room…..can you help me say Hi to those girls over there!?”
This is a great bait and switch. She thinks you are going to give her a big compliment, and then you switch and trick her which should make her laugh. The pause is crucial. And during the pause, if you don’t want to do the switch that’s fine. But if the girls give a reaction like this (demo of bad reaction), then the switch can really work well.
2. “Sorry I’m late. Traffic was really bad. Did you get me a drink yet?”
This is a fun little role play that assumes you both already know each other and that she’s waiting for you. Works great if she’s sitting down. Just sit down with her and give it a try. Just don’t do what I used to do and say “yeah your mom called and you know how she gets she just talks and talks” “Oh yeah what did she say?? BC MY MOM IS DEAD! There’s just no recovering from that.
3. Me: “I just wanted to tell you that you are the second sexiest person in here.”
Her: “Who’s the first?”
Me: “Me of course.”
This is a great way to show your interest in her, and it’s obviously kind of cocky, but you’re in a bar and messing around so if she has a good personality she will laugh or start bantering back.
4. “Are you undressing me with your eyes. Hey, eyes up here. Is she always this bad?” OR I saw you checking me out just now. You could have just said hi instead of totally molesting me with your eyes.”
This is a fun little role reversal and also is super accusatory. Her friends will likely get a kick out of this.
5. “Do you believe in vampires? You should” then try to bite her neck.
For a club environment. This is playful and really sexual but in such a high energy environment it can actually work and even if she pulls away it shows that you don’t give a fuck and that you go for what you want in a fun way. .
6. “You look totally amazing almost like a female version of me.”
Another fun way to show your interest while also throwing in some cocky humor.
7. “I was going to wear that same outfit tonight.”
Obviously, she should be wearing something really girly like a dress or skirt. If she’s wearing jeans and a t-shirt, it won’t work.
8. “If I could make you come with just one finger imagine what I could do with my whole body.”
This is really sexual and will probably get a laugh. You could always follow up with a restriction like, “but we have to behave I mean I just met you.”
9. You’re going to be my gf for the next 5 minutes. What are we going to do? Let’s build a fort….” If she seems not into it say, “you’re boring I’m breaking up with you”
Great role play. Make sure to break up with her after 5 minutes. You can even use this as a way to kiss her fast. “Well if you are my gf I have to see if you are a good kisser.”
10. Has anyone ever told you how beautiful….my eyes are?
Great bait and switch. You could also say, “wow you have really amazing…..eyes” to a woman with huge breasts. This works great on the big breasted vegas cocktail waitresses.
Do you want to know my favorite pickup line? It’s “Hi I’m Matt. I don’t think we’ve met yet. Who are you?” because it shows her that you don’t need a line or excuse to talk to her which actually shows confidence.
So do that and be genuine or start off by being playful using a line. It honestly doesn’t really matter as long as you say something and your vibe is fun, and you are not seeking approval.
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